Something about these triple features are very refreshing. Its just a quick recount, straight-forward. Sometimes, its just efficient and easier to do that because there are movies where there isn’t that much to say.
I did watch a fourth one with my boyfriend but I’ve already reviewed it and its the “so bad its awesome” Sharknado. You can check out that review right HERE!
Lets move on to check out these three!
Killing Me Softly (2002)
Director: Kaige Chen
Cast: Heather Graham, Joseph Fiennes, Natascha McElhone, Ulrich Thomsen
A woman faces deadly consequences for abandoning her loving relationship with her boyfriend to pursue exciting sexual scenarios with a mysterious celebrity mountaineer.-IMDB
The last time I remember seeing Joseph Fiennes was in Shakespeare in Love which was really pretty good. I watched it when I was younger and not really so knowledgeable about movies but I will see it again and I’m positive that it won’t disappoint. BUT, to see him in this just makes my heart break.
I think whoever chooses a project opposite Heather Graham needs to be a good actor/actress because she is such a bad/unconvincing actress. Well, you also get to check out her body like totally up close and personal. So I guess, its not a total loss, right? I’m not trying to be disrespectful because that is a compliment to her. But her acting really could use some work. Or maybe its just every time I see her, the movie is REALLY bad. I mean the only movie I saw of hers was called About Cherry and that movie was SO boring! (review HERE).
Like Killing Me Softly was killing me so brutally. I get the passion, lust and attraction. I’m a romantic, I get all that stuff. I even get that whole liking the dark, mysterious and brooding stranger but excuse me, this is like the perfect Shitfest contender but I like to stick to bad horror for that segment, so thats why we now have a minor rant session.
The best example was like, Joseph Fiennes is this overprotective guy who falls madly in love with Heather Graham’s character and then this pickpocket steals her purse and runs off. He chases that dude down intensely and literally beats the crap out of him and then when she catches up, he’s like I will protect you forever and never let that happen again I promise you. Marry me! And of course, she’s like kiss and totally agrees. Paraphrasing here, ok? Anybody think that this dude’s just totally unknown (which he is because she’s only known him for something like 3 days) and he has some anger management and violence issues. Just saying…
So no, the movie just tries too hard in the second part to turn this first half soft porn movie into a thriller and throws some twists that were completely predictable. And to make a thriller work, you need a convincing lead and Heather Graham’s character was not. However, Joseph Fiennes was fine. With what he had, I think he was convincingly creepy and mysterious, exactly what was asked of his character. There’s the positive…
Dark Shadows (2012)
Director: Tim Burton
Cast: Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter, Chloe Grace Moretz, Bella Heathcote, Gulliver McGrath
An imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection.-IMDB
Dark Shadows has a beautiful mix of actors and actresses that I adore helmed by a director that has lost a little bit of steam in the past few years but I still have an immense amount of respect for. I always keep an open mind for extreme weirdness for anything Tim Burton. With Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter and Chloe Grace Moretz, how can I not already want to see this. I have to be honest that all the negative reviews held me back a little and to be honest, I could’ve waited longer. Dark Shadows is really nothing to call home about. The mood and atmosphere is very Tim Burtonesque and the visuals are pretty stylish but beyond that, I really found it pretty blah. Like blah where I kept fighting to doze off. Maybe because it was a little long and dragged out.
The characters are a little peculiar as they probably should be. Still, the cast here does the best they can with what they have. Johnny Depp certainly doesn’t disappoint as Barnabas Collins and everyone has this quirky humor that works for a good bit of the movie. Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bonham Carter and Chloe Grace Moretz all have rather interesting characters. The villain in Dark Shadows is played by Eva Green. When is she NOT a villain, right? I’m not complaining though because she’s good at being that sort of character.
SO…great cast, awesome visuals, slow and somewhat boring story..makes this kind of an average and disappointing watch.
The Next Three Days (2010)
Director: Paul Haggis
Cast: Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, Ty Simpkins, Liam Neeson
A married couple’s life is turned upside down when the wife is accused of a murder.-IMDB
The Next Three Days might be the hardest to review. For one, I’m really not into extremely long movies. I feel like my attention span has really decreased over the years and tolerance for long plots don’t really work as well because it always tends to fall apart a little. Plus, I’m not a huge fan of Russell Crowe.
There’s a lot to digest for this story of a simple professor trying to break his wife out of jail. On one side, he believes his wife is wrongfully accused even when she gives in to it and kind of gives up. But then, the question still remains whether she did it and she messes with him (and the viewers) a little. The whole deal is really in how believable the whole planning out the prison break is, right?
For me, there’s a few apparent flaws. But then, I’m not saavy in the art of prison break so who am I to say anything. My huge issue was how he tried to keep everything down low but he just was really lucky in a way. Like, who goes running around sketchy places buying meds and then sneaking in the question of where to get fake IDs? Its just really obvious what he’s doing and a little silly. Thats just one example.
However, when I did believe what Russell Crowe’s character was doing, there was some pretty decent moments. Plus, when the movie gets to the last part where the actual prison breaking happens, it gets pretty intense. And thats good because it ends it off in a much more gripping way than how it began.
My major issue with this one is the length. Aside from that, if they edited it or chopped it a little, it could be a much better movie even if some parts a little not so believable. I can deal with that, after all, I am watching a movie 😉
THERE WE GO! Another three done! I have to burn through probably another 3 more before January 1st but I’m pretty sure with the few housekeeping posts that have to go up, it’ll only be reviewed in the new year!
Anyways, next thing to look forward to is FINALLY that 2015 announcement posts which is going up tomorrow. I was going to do a poll but I’m still having a few second thoughts on next year’s projects. Back to my brainstorming…
Have you seen any (or all)of these 3 movies? Thoughts? Comments? 🙂